Lovely anecdote in thelondonpaper the other day

… a woman was yapping away at the top of her voice on a crowded DLR train, during the conversation she told the person she was talking to her new mobile number. A minute later her phone beeped. She bellowed “hold on, I’ve got a new message”, she read the text then said “I’ve got to go, some bastard has sent me a text telling me to shut the fuck up” ...